[Dessie]

Спасибо Дитриху за ссылку. Письма к Эйичиро Ооде и его ответы на вопросы читателей - тут.

Объемы Нами

D: A question. Nami's three sizes (bust-waist-hip). Please, I'm really serious about this.

O: I see. An honest question. Okay, I understand. Well I still don't know myself, so why don't we go measure for ourselves? Okay! Here we go!! Whoa!!

Nami: What, my three sizes?

O: Oh, you scared me. I didn't know you were there, Nami... This is perfect. Let's get this over with! Here we go... "thonk"!! OWW!!

N: I'll let you measure me, but... it's expensive, you know?

O: Huh...?! H... how much...? WHAAAAT?! THAT MUCH?! You... you think I can pay that much?! "Flash" Now!! There's a chance!! "Pow"!! Owwwee!!

N: If you don't have any money, then the deal's off! Bring some next time! Bye!

O: ...c.... crap! That sucked!! H... however! At any rate, I WILL get her to let us measure her!! Just wait, boys! I'll keep my promise!!



Это меня просто убило:

Меч в зубах

D: You know, with Zoro's 3-sword style, I don't think he'd be able to talk with the sword in his mouth... Could it be... ventriloquism?

O: IT'S HIS HEART SPEAKING.

где найти Луффи

D: A while ago, a kid from around here asked me, "Where can I go to meet Luffy?" Where can I go to meet Luffy? The North Sea? The sea in the middle of the earth? The Tone River? Lake Biwa?

O: Hmmmm... it's hard to say where to go in order to meet him. I suppose if you just set off an a relaxing voyage you might find him. But Buggy and the others are out there too, so please be careful. Please.

*он бережет сказкуууу Т__Т*

объемы Нами - 2

D: When the question came up about Nami's three sizes (bust-waist-hip) you said "I promise!!". So when are you going to tell us?!!

O: Hehe. I have a friend that comes in quite handy for this. His eye is quite accurate. It's that "weird cook", who can tell a girl's three sizes with just one look, Sanji-san!!

S: You bastard! I ain't "weird"!! It's "love"! The "cook in love"!! Ah well, thanks for calling me. Just leave this stuff to me. Nami-chan is so cute. And her style is right on. Now, let's take a look... B86! W57! H86! No doubt about it!! Damn, she's cute though. Damn, she's a thief though. But I still love her.

O: I kept my promise. Thank you Sanji! *crack*! Owwwww!

N: What do you think you're DOING?

O: AHH! Nami! Crap. Was I wrong?

N: No, you got it right. Oh well, it's nothing to get worked up about. Bye. *walking quickly*...

O: ...whoa!! Damn!! My wallet's gone!! Awwwwww.

стрижка Зоро

D: When I went to the barber a little while ago and asked for a Zoro haircut, I got shaved bald. What should I say to get a haircut like Zoro's?

O: ASK FOR THE CUT OF A "MAN'S HEART AND SPIRIT".

Бровка Санджи

D: Why does Sanji-san's eyebrow curl up at the end? Please give a real answer!! (Note: This letter is written so that the last word is actually "dork", but it looks like it is still "please".)



O: Hey!! You, sit right there!! Now listen!! Everyone lives in circles!! The sun, the moon, and the earth all spin around!! And!! If the earth suddenly stopped spinning!! It would be a disaster, tidal waves everywhere!! Now remember that Sanji's eyebrow channels that circular energy!! Reflect upon this!! You may go!!

Про фруктовые магазины

D: When I was working at a fruit stand a little while ago, there was some little brat who said, "How dumb, this place doesn't have any Gomu Gomu fruits". If another kid like that comes into the shop, what should I say? Please tell me. (seriously)

O: In those situations, this is what all these characters would do.

Makino-san: "Yes, I'm sorry, we don't have any." Shrug it off like an adult.

Shanks: "Dahahahaha!! You're 10 years too young for a Devil Fruit!!" Tease them.

Luffy: "I'll blow you away right now." Show no mercy.

Say whichever character you feel like. I'm not taking responsibility, though.

про интеллект

D: Yo!! Ei-chan!! Are you still working on "One Piece"? Keep drawing, man!! Okay, Ei-chan, here's my question. Who are the "One Piece" characters with the highest and lowest IQ's?! Okay, that's enough for today.



O: I'll tell you. But when I say "in One Piece". I really mean, "of all the characters introduced in One Piece". And having cleared that up, the character with the highest IQ is Shanks' first mate, Ben Beckman. He is a great crewmate, who possesses astonishing wisdom and strength, and advises Shanks. And right after him would probably be Captain Kuro, then Nami, etc. Now as for the lowest IQ... I can't decide the worst one. They're all idiots.

О сорных словах

D: Does Sanji-san like shit?

O: He loves shit.

Женский (куиновский такой) вопрос

D: To become a GIRL as cool and courageous as Zoro, how should I start?

O: A girl, eh? Hmmm. First you squat!! Then, in order to become courageous, eat some sardines!!

О резиновости

D: Is Luffy made of natural rubber? Or artificial rubber? -A Meteorological Agency Investigation- (Ministry of Education rip off)

O: He's natural (-ly stupid) rubber.

Снова о стрижке Зоро

D: I went to the barber and told him "A Spirit-of-the-Man's-Heart cut!!" Then he said, "Okay!!" and he shaved my head bald. Entirely the wrong look. Sensei, are there any requirements to become a Zoro?! Tell me!! *sobbing*

O: Don't cry!! Stand up!! There are battles that a man cannot run from!! So what if you got turned into a priest once?! When your hair grows out again, go back to that barber and challenge him!! A return match!! Well, if I were you, I would give up (ROFL).

О фанатстве к Нами

D: Heyyyyyy!! Guy who said he likes Namiiiiiiii!! Fight with me!! I love Nami 100x more than youuuuuuu. But I love you toooooooo. I'm a homooooooooo (angry). We're frieeeeeends. You and I are frieeeeeeeends.

O: ...that's right. The guy who was with Nami from Volume 7. Get along, now!

Рост пятерых

D: I wanna know the height of all 5. Nami's really cute.

O: The main 5, eh? Well why don't I answer that. First of all, Gaimon's height is... kidding. I'll start from the shortest. Nami's height is 169cm, Luffy is 172cm, Usopp is 174cm, Sanji is 177cm, and Zoro is 178cm. So they're all pretty much the same height.

О рисовании Джанго

D: A little while ago, my friend asked me to draw Shanks, so I did. Then he hit me on the head all of a sudden, and said, "Why'd you draw Jango?!" Is this a disease?

O: Yes. It is a disease. "Redrawing Jango Sickness", I believe. You're always going to draw Jango. Be careful, as the final symptom is when you draw Jango as a sign for a home delivery company.

О стрижке Белльмер

D: I have a question for Oda-sensei. What do you call Belmeil-san's haircut?

O: That hairstyle is called "Women have Guts". You should yell it out in a beauty parlor.